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Joke of the Day
"Pinocchio How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick? His hand caught on fire."
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"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""
"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."
"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"
"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"
"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."
"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."
"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"
"marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life"