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Joke of the Day

"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"

"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"

"What do you call an unambiguous body of water? The Specific Ocean"

"Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof."

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business"

"Someone from Cairo unfollowed me today which makes me think he must've really hated my tweets to find a way to get on the web to do it."

"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"

"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."