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Joke of the Day

"marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life"

"Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday.. Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes."

"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."

"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."

"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."

"I found a way to make my dick 9 inches long I fold it in half"

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"[US] THIS WOULD BE GREAT ON NETFLIX!! I'm still waiting for that porno category..."