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"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
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"My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it."
"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."
"You should always wrap your hamster in duct tape. That way, it won't explode when you fuck it."
"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question: you don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"
"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"
"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."
"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"
"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."