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Joke of the Day

"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"

"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."

"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."

"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."

"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."

"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"

"People on the Internet are like People in Overwatch They always take offence"

"Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying ""you know, the hot blond"" is conducive to sofa sleeping."

"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"