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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."

"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."

"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!"

"Civil War Jokes you say? I General Lee don't find them funny"

"If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !"

"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."

"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."