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Joke of the Day
"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."
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"I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels."
"I just got fired for putting my penis in the pickle slicer at the restaurant where I work She only got docked a week's pay"
"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."
"Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?"
"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""
"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"
"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"