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Joke of the Day
"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."
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"What do you call a ban-worthy girl A banshee"
"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"
"*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van."
"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"
"What is Six Point Nine? A good time ruined by a period."
"What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine."