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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a woman scream twice? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her curtains."
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"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."
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"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."
"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."
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