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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !"

"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."

"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."

"A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant. He came in a variety of sizes."

"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."

"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."

"It's amazing the things you'll do for a person when you want to see them naked."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"

"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."