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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."
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"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."
"I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. "
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
"Ask me if I'm a tomato"
"Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out."
"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."
"Ladies: If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still. Their vision is based off movement."
"What do you call a rude German? A Deutsch bag"
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