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Joke of the Day

"Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!"

"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"

"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."

"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."

"Someday, scientists will capture the energy of eye rolls to produce electricity, and the world will be a cleaner, more sarcastic place."

"Pretty sure most of the people in coffee shops on lap tops are just writing letters to their parents asking if they can move back home."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."

"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."

"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."