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Joke of the Day

"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."

"I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?"

"DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe you just MRS right."

"ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken? BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else"

"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"

"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."

"What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle? A carpet."

"What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated"

"What was the shy rock's wish? To be a little boulder!"

"You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world."