113914
Joke of the Day
"Who do women produce milk for? The baby and the dad."
Next Joke
"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"
"Women are always complaining about wanting a boyfriend... And when I offer they act all repulsed and tell me to get out of their house before they call the cops for breaking in, women am I right?"
"True intimacy is chatting within a shared Google Doc"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"
"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."
"[me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: ""how did we both fit in this lmao"""
"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."