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Joke of the Day
"True intimacy is chatting within a shared Google Doc"
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"one kindergarten student to another ""did you hear they found a condom on the seventh floor balcony?"" the other student replies ""Oooh no... but... what is a 'balcony'?"""
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*"
"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."
"I'm waiting for the next generation iPad to come out. Y'know, one more compact, about the size of my iPhone. Wait."
"I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while."
"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But I want to know how they got in there."
"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"