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Joke of the Day

"[me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: ""how did we both fit in this lmao"""

"When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I'd like a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."

"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."

"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"

"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."

"What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? Kryptocurrency"

"What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? Your ghostliness."

"Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns."

"I swear to God guys.. OP is not a faggot"

"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""