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Joke of the Day

"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."

"People keep coming up to me & saying ""You have the right amount of hair my son."" Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??"

"Cashier at McDonalds said ""See you later"" a little too smugly at breakfast. I did not appreciate her condescension and told her so at lunch."

"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."

"I always write ""boing"" in the memo section of my checks, so all parties involved know how this is gonna go."

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"

"How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes nine years."

"My son got thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class jack him off... I said ""Son, That's three schools this year...maybe teaching is not for you"""