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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"
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"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."
"Politically correct joke"
"*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger"
"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"
"Each day of my life is like a chapter in a book.....deserving of a happy ending...."
"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."