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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."
Next Joke
"How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?"
"My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty"
"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."
"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."
"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."
"I need hug(e amount of money)."
"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"
"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."