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Joke of the Day

"The Best Way to Enjoy a Good Wine is to First Open the Bottle and Allow it to Breathe. Then if it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth."

"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."

"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"

"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."

"I'M RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! Okay, I'm just frustrated with this copier, but I sighed pretty loud, so I think it knows how I feel!"

"Why don't black people sleep well? Because we killed the only one with a dream"

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"

"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."

"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."

"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"