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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."

"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."

"What do men and pizza have in common? That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h..."

"*Gets back at the birds by pooping on their bird houses*"

"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"

"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women."

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"