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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."
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"HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back? DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks"
"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"
"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."
"Why cannibals prefer to eat gay people? Because they have good taste."
"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says ""Hey."" The horse says ""You read my mind buddy."""
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."