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Joke of the Day

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"

"Worry: a waste of imagination."

"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"

"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"

"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."

"You have to admit that if you saw Santa Claus actually coming down the chimney you'd freak the fuck out, presents or no presents."

"What did the communist say at the beginning of the race? ""On your Marx, get set, go!"""

"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."

"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"