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Joke of the Day

"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"

"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association."

"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."

"Kill the time Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet? Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters..."

"Snapbacks Popular amongst those with brittle bones."

"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."

"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"

"Just played Uno with my Mexican co-workers... ...they stole all the green cards."

"Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?"