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Joke of the Day

"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."

"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"

"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."

"[God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok."

"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"

"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Local News: GREG JOHNSON, 41, ESCAPES BEING EATEN BY BEAR Bear News: FOOD NAMED GARG RUNS FROM LUNCHTIME"

"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"

"MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT"