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Joke of the Day

"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."

"What kind of computer sings? A Dell"

"I don't mean to brag, but I do all my own auto repairs. *turns up volume* SEE! THE RATTLING SOUND IS COMPLETELY GONE!"

"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."

"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""

"JOB OPENING: Entry-level for recent college grads. Minimum 87 years of experience required."

"TV needs to stop putting up those stupid ""viewer discretion"" warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance."

"Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done."

"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."

"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."