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Joke of the Day

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"[interview] HIM: What are your strengths? ME: Well, I can see dead people. HIM: Wow, interesting. Any hobbies? ME: Grave digging"

"How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband? She goes into town and blows a few bucks!"

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme. Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper"

"Oh my God! Honey, the baby just said ""Dada!"" Wait, why is he using air quotes?"

"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"

"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight... The people who live above me are furious."

"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."