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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."
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"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."
"If a man says he is going to fix something he will. There is no need for a women to ask every 6 months about it"
"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"
"No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying"
"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them."
"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."