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Joke of the Day

"No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying"

"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush."

"Why could Donald Trump never be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts."

"Why is a duck-billed platypus called a duck-billed platypus? Because fucked up duck-beaver lookin thing doesn't sound scientific enough."

"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"

"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."

"Used shampoo instead of shower gel and now my body has up to 70% more body."

"I believe all people are equal... ...whether they're black, Chinese or normal."