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Joke of the Day

"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"

"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."

"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."

"The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."

"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."

"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"

"My One A Day multivitamins actually have directions on the bottle - ""Take one multivitamin daily."" Hmmm"

"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"