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Joke of the Day

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."

"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."

"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"

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"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"

"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."

"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"