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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."
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"Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious."
"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"
"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."
"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"
"They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search"
"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."
"Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set."
"How does loose leaf watch TV? Paper-view"
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"