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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."
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"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"
"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."
"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."
"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"
"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."
"Johnny was a chemist... ...but Johnny is no more. For what Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"what's red and invisible? no tomatoes."