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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."
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"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""
"Did you hear about the Indian guy who opened up a grocery store? He called I New Deli."
"Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later."
"So a naked man is jumping... qp db qp db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"
"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."
"Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character? Bing-Bong"
"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."