201027
Joke of the Day
"yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google ""cream pie recipes"""
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"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."
"Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?"
"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."
"""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ~History"
"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."
"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""
"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"
"I fucked up making my coffee today \#nofilter"
"Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media."