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Joke of the Day

"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"

"What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"The Indian police gave up on a recent case... Turns out it was a naan-issue."

"What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."

"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."

"Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different."

"Actor Jim Carrey vehemently denounced California's new vaccination requirement for all school-age children because it would render them immune to the childhood disease of being a fan of Jim Carrey."

"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."