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Joke of the Day

"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)"

"Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? He was talking smack."

"""What should we put in the middle of this mall?"" How bout some chairs? ""That idea sucks"" A little pond to throw money in? ""Oh hell yeah"""

"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."

"""Wow, you look like shit this morning."" ""Really? That's funny because I was totally going for the urination look."""

"I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee."

"I made a short joke today... It wasn't very funny."

"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."