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"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."
"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."
"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."
"Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you."
"DAVE: sorry im late alvin needed me DATE: is that your son? DAVE: for the last time gwen, he's the lead singer in the chipmunk band i manage"
"Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"
"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"
"Eat Chipotle with your hands? Fine. Eat stuff that falls out of it with your hands? Get stared at you like you smeared shit on someone's kid"