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Joke of the Day
"WinRar is not free software."
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"How to do math with sex. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"
"Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols."
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"Apparently 1 in 7 people in the world are Chinese. That means it's either me, my mum, dad, brother Steve, brother Craig, sister hanna, or brother huangxi. I suspect Craig."
"~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*"