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Joke of the Day

"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""

"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"

"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"

"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"

"My daughter just informed me that 75% of you follow me because of how I look. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted."

"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"

"So I used to sleep on my carpet... I'd have to say, it was a pretty flooring experience."

"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."

"Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body."