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Joke of the Day

"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"

"Do you ever have to fart But end up shitting in your sisters mouth?"

"HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES"

"Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer"

"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."

"Q: What do turtles do for fun? A: Play hide and shell."

"Why does Mrs. Claus not have any kids? Because Santa only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor? Elfish reasons."

"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"

"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."