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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."

"How many Friend Zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared."

"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""

"Interviewer: Is it true you are the first duck to be made a duke? Duck: Please address me as 'M'llard'"

"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."

"My dad wears loosey-whities."

"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."

"LPT: Be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!"

"A businessman becomes a president Seriously this is a fucking joke"