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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."

"I would be a better president than Donald Trump This is probably the wrong place to post this because that's not a fucking joke."

"How come Americans never play chess? Because they are missing two towers."

"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."

"""Here we are."" I thought we were going to the camoflauge store? This is just an empty field. ""No it's not."" Oh this place is good."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("

"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."

"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."

"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."

"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."