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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
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"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"
"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."
"LA girls say they want to go on ""adventures"" but when I pitch the idea of overthrowing the yakuza they clarify that they meant, like, hiking"
"What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something"
"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."
"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."
"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."
"the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger."
"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"