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Joke of the Day

"I got enough money to retire and enjoy life without ever working again.. .. if I die within the next month."

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."

"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"

"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"Acne and the Priest What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13"

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."

"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."

"Two thieves try to steal a calendar. They each got six months."

"Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like ""Yeah, you haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."""