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Joke of the Day
"Man, boobs are amazing!"
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"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."
"Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words"
"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"
"Grandma: can you call out the bingo numbers? Me: idk i've never done it B4 Gma: holy shit you're a natural"
"Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up."
"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."
"Excuse me - can you tell me the way to the Staten Island Ferry? Thpeaking."
"What's the best part of a race riot All of the free sports jerseys"
"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."