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Joke of the Day
"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"
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"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinco."
"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."
"When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone."
"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."
"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."
"I only wanted one Duran."
"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."
"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"
"Doctor Patient 2 Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes."