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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo."

"Don't you sometimes wish that you could just click like' on someone's like'?"

"I swallowed a Watch the other day... Now I'm just trying to pass the time."

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard."

"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"

"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die"