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Joke of the Day

"Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard."

"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""

"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."

"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."

"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."

"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop."