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"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"
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"Have some self confidence Mexican restaurants. Take that hamburger off the menu."
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
"How to cure affluenza? Introduce him to Warhammer."
"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo"
"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""
"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"[at a funeral home] ME: One death please"
"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."