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Joke of the Day
"Don't you sometimes wish that you could just click like' on someone's like'?"
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"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"
"I should have made a website called www.reallydontfit.com and posted all the pics of fat chicks wearing skinny clothes this weekend. @MaleHonesty86"
"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."
"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"
"I don't get why people say ""Pussy tastes great""... I've licked 5 of them, Then I got Cat hair in my mouth"
"Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat."
"7yo: Let's not talk ALL day today 6yo: Ok! Me: *holy shit yessss* 7yo: LET'S ONLY WHISTLE AND CLAP INSTEAD Me: Right. Of course."
"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"
"CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* ""Hello?"" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? ""I'm sorry, I have to take this."""