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Joke of the Day
"Don't you sometimes wish that you could just click like' on someone's like'?"
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"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."
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"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"