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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"Today is national dog day and women's equality day... It's national bitch day. /r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will."

"Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?"

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"

"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."

"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."

"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."

"According to my calorie intake, I just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today."