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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."
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"TIL: To never trust a fart."
"Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru."
"Optometry jokes I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?"
"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."
"Next year for Halloween I think I will be a dead chrysanthemum.... Then when people ask ""WTF are you"", I will reply and say ""I am a chrysanthemummy!"""
"I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre. So I gave her one"
"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"
"The phrase ""Getting nickeled and dimed"" hasn't kept up with inflation... We're definitely getting dollared now."
"What US state was founded by black prostitutes? Idaho! get it I - Da - HO."